10 jokes about vegans in the newspaper

The Sun newspaper is is pretty low on the standards of papers in the UK - Page 3 being a naked women & focusses on the lowest common denominator when it comes to 'news' - like info about 'big brother' TV programme, ranting about how immigration is bad (with rubbish like all immigrants are rolling in cash given to them by the Government) & other such rubbish.
Well today they had top 10 jokes about vegans in an article here
To me that means that the word 'vegan' must now be getting so well known that even the sun can use it (& use it without explaining what it means). If sun readers now know what vegans are we've moved much further than I thought in the UK! That means we're becoming pretty much mainstream

Anyway I'll paste the article below (the jokes aren't really that funny)

Quote :

Top 10 funny Vegan jokes

YESTERDAY we revealed how vegans are to be protected against discrimination under a new equality drive.

Commons leader Harriet Harman wants to ensure they're "treated fairly".

That will mean an end to wisecracks and gags about vegans....but not quite yet.

Here we pick our top 10 lentil-lover wind-ups before the fun police put a stop to it.

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

A: It hasn't been tested on mice.

Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?

A. We have to stop meating like this

Q. What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?

A. Someone who lost their veg-inity!

Q. What do you call a militant vegan?

A. Lactose intolerant.

Q: What do vegan zombies eat?

A: Graiinnnzzzz

Q: What's a vegan's favourite chat up line?

A: If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea?

A: A salad shooter.

Q: Why did the vegan cross the road?

A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, man!